What is 'bash'?

It's a collection of chat transcripts that are usually funny and/or disastrous... 

For reference, compare to http://bash.org. These are all transcripts from my chat archives.

The people and quotes in this page actually exist, no matter how improbable this seems...

Bash quotes

femi_aj05: I Mr.Femi married with three kids
femi_aj05: work with Standardtrust bank
femi_aj05: n u?
alex_deva2002: which country?
femi_aj05: Nigeria
alex_deva2002: i'm not interested. good bye.
femi_aj05: well what i needed from you is bank login and password

squall7802003 (3:41:12 AM): hi
squall7802003 (3:41:30 AM): u want to leanr English?

bala_balasabari2000: hai friend
alex_deva2002: ?!
bala_balasabari2000: hai
bala_balasabari2000: any reply plez
alex_deva2002: can i help you?
bala_balasabari2000: hai
alex_deva2002: what's with "hai"?!
bala_balasabari2000: no
bala_balasabari2000: only chat
bala_balasabari2000: bai cu next again
bala_balasabari2000: bai bai cu cu

alex_deva2002 (2:34:02 PM): hi
alex_bv_2003_2004 (2:34:57 PM): ce faci?
alex_deva2002 (2:35:45 PM): lucrez. da' tu cine esti?
alex_bv_2003_2004 (2:36:10 PM): nu conteaza pa

andy_cario (6:32:32 PM): im andrea susana
andy_cario (6:32:38 PM): hi
alex_deva2002 (6:32:49 PM): how can i help you?
andy_cario (6:33:03 PM): just i want talk with you
andy_cario (6:33:06 PM): yes?
andy_cario (6:33:30 PM): jajajajaja
andy_cario (6:33:31 PM): jaajja
andy_cario (6:33:41 PM): you talk spanish?
andy_cario (6:33:43 PM): yes?
alex_deva2002 (6:33:51 PM): no.
andy_cario (6:33:57 PM): ahhhhhhhhh
andy_cario (6:34:01 PM): jajajajajaja
andy_cario (6:34:02 PM): jajaja
alex_deva2002 (6:34:07 PM): what the **** is that?!
andy_cario (6:34:15 PM): sorry
andy_cario (6:34:25 PM): my einglish is bad
andy_cario (6:34:28 PM): jajaja
andy_cario (6:34:30 PM): sorry
alex_deva2002 (6:34:39 PM): stop saying jajaja or i'll put you on ignore
andy_cario (6:35:11 PM): is ok
andy_cario (6:35:21 PM): you want talk to me?
andy_cario (6:35:24 PM): yes or not
alex_deva2002 (6:35:30 PM): we can't talk. your English is awful.
andy_cario (6:36:02 PM): i know , but if you don´t talk spanish........
andy_cario (6:38:40 PM): so...........
andy_cario (6:38:48 PM): you live is roma?
alex_deva2002 (6:38:55 PM): what?!
andy_cario (6:39:51 PM): are you have a bad day?????????'
alex_deva2002 (6:40:00 PM): why Roma?!
andy_cario (6:40:10 PM): just bye
andy_cario (6:40:11 PM): ok?
andy_cario (6:40:13 PM): bye

drb_lyop (6/22/2005 5:18:47 AM): MY NAME IS BULUS LYOP.I AM AN ACCOUNTANT LIVING AND WORKING IN Abuja-Nigeria.PLEASE I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO CARRY OUT A BUSSINESS TRANSACTION THAT INVOLVES TRANSFER OF FUNDS TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT. PLEASE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST,I WANT YOU TO CONTACT ME ON drb_lyop@yahoo.com SO THAT I WILL BRIEF YOU ON WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU. Pls do acknowlegde receipt PLEASURES, Dr Bulus
alex_deva2002 (7:36:58 PM): heh.

monique11822003 (7:36:31 PM): ciao caro
alex_deva2002 (7:36:58 PM): heh.
alex_deva2002 (7:37:11 PM): why do you speak Italian to me?!
monique11822003 (7:37:30 PM): because i speak italian

damdavid1999: salut
alex_deva2002: servus
damdavid1999: imi placi...si vroiam sa ne cunoastem...
alex_deva2002: da' tu cine esti?!
damdavid1999: nu ne cunoastem...
damdavid1999: din Targoviste
damdavid1999: ce parere ai despre ...gay??
alex_deva2002: ca nu ne cunoastem, stiam si singur
alex_deva2002: si parerea mea e ca... sa fie sanatosi
damdavid1999: ok
damdavid1999: te las
damdavid1999: ai cazut la test
damdavid1999: imi placeai....but you are not so open mind
alex_deva2002: "open minded"
damdavid1999: ok
damdavid1999: bye

skarthik_cms (4:17:48 PM): hai
alex_deva2002 (4:17:59 PM): "hai"?!
skarthik_cms (4:18:17 PM): this is karthik
skarthik_cms (4:18:31 PM): indian
alex_deva2002 (4:19:19 PM): yes?
skarthik_cms (4:19:35 PM): ur indian
skarthik_cms (4:19:44 PM): u r indian
alex_deva2002 (4:19:57 PM): of course not.
skarthik_cms (4:20:33 PM): of course or not
alex_deva2002 (4:20:54 PM): man, go away.
alex_deva2002 (4:20:57 PM): i am NOT indian.
alex_deva2002 (4:20:59 PM): leave me in peace.
skarthik_cms (4:21:11 PM): ok da
alex_deva2002 (4:21:11 PM): it says so in my profile.
alex_deva2002 (4:21:17 PM): if you can't be bothered to read it...!
skarthik_cms (4:21:38 PM): bye da
alex_deva2002 (4:21:42 PM): "da"?!
alex_deva2002 (4:21:45 PM): what the hell is "da"?!

samben_20002000 (11:39:40 AM): hello
samben_20002000 (11:39:42 AM): are you there
samben_20002000 (11:39:46 AM): now
alex_deva2002 (11:40:21 AM): yes.
samben_20002000 (11:42:52 AM): sorry. bye.

alex_deva2002 (9:44:32 AM): hello
alex_deva2002 (9:44:34 AM): and you are...
royalvja148 (9:45:02 AM): ROY FROM INDIA
alex_deva2002 (9:46:32 AM): yes. can i help you?
alex_deva2002 (9:46:36 AM): please stop shouting.
royalvja148 (9:47:26 AM): BYE

alex_deva2002 (2:20:38 PM): huh?
ppaolo7676 (2:20:58 PM): do you know female that love to fight?
alex_deva2002 (2:22:32 PM): is that your challenge? to have me try to make sense of yet another poor English speaker?
ppaolo7676 (2:22:50 PM): sorry I did a mistake
ppaolo7676 (2:22:56 PM): i am only curios to get beat from a female
ppaolo7676 (2:22:59 PM): that is all
ppaolo7676 (2:24:46 PM): I will come to romania
ppaolo7676 (2:24:51 PM): if you will find a female that will beat me
alex_deva2002 (2:27:29 PM): you're insane.
alex_deva2002 (2:27:45 PM): plenty of women here could kick your ass at most of the karate clubs.
ppaolo7676 (2:28:03 PM): I will pay you 100 euro
ppaolo7676 (2:28:06 PM): if you will find a female
ppaolo7676 (2:28:09 PM): that will beat me

matp_2000 (9:14:10 AM): hi, do you know Albanian?

hussienmohamed2010 (6:05:14 PM): YOU THERE
alex_deva2002 (6:05:40 PM): stop shouting
hussienmohamed2010 (6:05:57 PM): fuk u
alex_deva2002 (6:06:57 PM): what?!
hussienmohamed2010 (6:09:11 PM): voice on pl
alex_deva2002 (6:10:42 PM): so...?
hussienmohamed2010 (6:12:26 PM): maiek

dudukazeem (11:05:09 AM): But can i have your persnaol e mail address?
alex_deva2002 (11:06:01 AM): hell no!
dudukazeem (11:11:52 AM): why?
alex_deva2002 (11:12:47 AM): because... because... i can't remember it right now.
alex_deva2002 (11:17:48 AM): i have very serious memory problems, you know.
alex_deva2002 (11:17:55 AM): quite serious, actually.
alex_deva2002 (11:18:06 AM): who did you say you were, again?
dudukazeem (5:00:24 PM): Am Dudu from cote divoire west africa,militay charter pilot by profession
dudukazeem (5:01:34 PM): Am now in Accra Ghana for many reasons that was why i needed your phone number or personal e mail address so that i can tells you more about me and my future dreams